TOP TEN REASONS PHONE SEX IS BETTER THAN A GIRLFRIEND

  • 10. Your phone sex girlfriend will never get pissed if you check out other girls pictures.
  • 9. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t whine if you throw your underwear on the floor instead of in the laundry hamper when you’re in the mood.
  • 8. Your phone sex girlfriend ALWAYS swallows.
  • 7. Your phone sex girlfriend will never come to you demanding to know where she got the damn warts from.
  • 6. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t tell you she’s too tired, or has a headache.
  • 5. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where your relationship is going.
  • 4. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t bitch and sulk just because you forgot your anniversary.
  • 3. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where the fuck you’ve been all night, and who you were with.
  • 2. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t make you get rid of the moose head you have hanging on your bedroom wall.

And the NUMBER ONE reason phone sex is better than a girlfriend is:

YOUR PHONE SEX GIRLFRIEND WON’T PUSH YOU TO MEET HER MOTHER—UNLESS HER MOTHER IS AS HOT AS SHE IS, AND WANTS TO JOIN IN THE FUN!!!

I know, that was so funny, right? *Giggles* It was courtesy of The Phone Sex Top 10 List, but I just had to share it with you guys…. Did you love it? Lol…. I hope you did. And I hope it got you thinking. Thinking of all the HOT gfe phone sex you could have with one of us, that is! *Smiles* And if you’re as horny as we are…check out the phone sex girlfriends up to your right there, and then give us a call! Bye for now!